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1)virgin
2) some one who only fucked a couple people
3)some one who is not good at fucking
4) an unexperienced person that fucking

jamie always fucks therefore she is not a new fuck

new fuck by sexy and sexyer February 22, 2010

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brand new as fuck

Unexpected Cunt-Like behavior.
A person acting Brand New as Fuck lives by the motto: "fuck bitches, get money" while claiming to be "Living their Best Lyfe" & staying out of trouble (everybody knows theyre full of fucking shit thou and they broke).

" I was feeling all brand new as fuck then the meth wore off & Like... I guess ive been smashing my coworkers babysMom? Shit Happens. Thats what he gets for getting me this IN THE WAY Job at the tattoo shop.... Is it REALLY next Summer though already? NaUh that was only like, 2 Benders - and YO. Whoooose kids are these actually and WHYYYY are they calling me Daddy yall know I aint aboit that Daddy Daycare Life im an ADULT; Duhhh.. Wait wheres my wife I need a Sandwhich and my P.O. is trying to Lock me up for nothing again I need an ACTUAL Real One to Hold Me Down again... #BrandNewAsFuck

brand new as fuck by Frog & Toad Do Child Support March 26, 2019

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new age fuck you

When someone pisses you off real bad, you go home and remove them from your friends from social network sites (ie: Facebook).

"Did you see the pictures of Jim on MySpace?"
"No, I'm not friends with him anymore since I gave him the new age fuck you."

new age fuck you by Denied616 November 22, 2009

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New England Nub-Fuck

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.

"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)

New England Nub-Fuck by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013

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Go The Fuck Home New York

The act of dislike against a fellow driver in which you share the road with, who is driving carelessly with a New York license plate.

I was driving down the freeway with Kbrown, and came across a New York driver acting a fool. I then stated, "GO THE FUCK HOME NEW YORK!", and proceeded with caution.

Go The Fuck Home New York by therealbspice December 28, 2009

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New Jersey Titty Fuck

It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.

Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.

New Jersey Titty Fuck by del87 August 4, 2007

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fuck a new cunt up

Someone who breaks everything

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"

fuck a new cunt up by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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