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new englander by radhika smith November 29, 2003
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New Englander's Welcome
The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.
We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!
New Englander's Welcome by Regulus1362 June 10, 2017
New England brown lobster
The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018
New England
New England by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015
New England Candy cane
When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
New England Candy cane by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011
New England Alumni
New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.
Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster
New England Alumni by The Pr3ppy one April 7, 2015
New England Conservatory
A music school in Boston with a slight inferiority complex (think Juilliard, Curtis). The string players, pianists, and clarinetists are the freakin' best in the country. It's acronym is NEC, obviously. It's in a wicked old building on Huntington Ave in Boston and has Jordan Hall inside, which is repeatedly called one of the best concert halls in the US.
New England Conservatory by zhuxx289 November 7, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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