Neyland 

Neyland is sometimes caring, and kind. He will get to know you for a while then tell you his deepest darkest secrets. They have eyes that resemble the earth, curiosity and humor is what the eyes say no cares for the world. You think you know him but he is probably hiding something. If your his girlfriend get ready because he makes a lot of mistakes. He is also very clingy, he will talk to you all the time

Hey its Neyland we should go talk to him

Neyland by Neyland October 23, 2018

Neyland North 

What d-bag Tennessee fans called the Horseshoe in Columbus leading up to the Tennessee vs Ohio State first round college football playoff game. Once the game started the Davy Crockett-wannabes were eerily quiet and sat there in shock while “SEC” chants repeatedly rained down on them from the Buckeye faithful. Most of those douches left after the third quarter.

Davy Crockett wannabe: “This is Neyland North!”
Me: “SEC! SEC! SEC! Come back anytime!”

Neyland North by Eric Reuth December 22, 2024

Neyland Nutnumber

When a girl from Tennessee sucks your balls so hard that you loose all feeling in your testicles.

This Tennessee sorority girl gave me a Neyland Nutnumber in the stall during Tennessee vs Florida halftime.

Neyland Nutnumber by shavemyballs July 28, 2025

Neylan 

Neylan is a Hard-working ,funny, beautiful girl she is mostly very good at any type of sport that she puts her mind to ,when you first meet a Neylan she is very shy and awkward but when you get to know her You may just die of laughter. She can Change the way she feels about you without you even knowing and Most people don’t take her very seriously. If you ever meet a Neylan she will be the most craziest person that I have ever met.

(person) Oh you’re talking about Neylan she’s hilarious (other person)Well I just met her and she is pretty shy

Neylan by He it’s me January 8, 2020

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.

Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

Newlands Neck Tie by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009

Newlands 

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.

last night the wife was being so newlands

Newlands by Steveyg January 13, 2009

Nerlande 

Nerlande is this sweet nice small person, but dont let their sweet looks fool you for an innocent person, they can be aggressive and very freaky, and can give you the hardest boners without even trying

Omg shes so nice and sweet, but she might be a Nerlande

Nerlande by vncesuperman October 16, 2021