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When the internet comes and goes and you just can't get any satisfaction
I was trying to update my Facebook status on the underground but I got net fucked
Net fuck by Mensa Madness June 1, 2016
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net-fucker 

a person who spends days on the internet at a time. usually late at night or very early in the morning.
he's a recluse and a net-fucker!
net-fucker by freezerbag February 5, 2009

Fuckthathoe.net 

An online clothing brand that represents masculinity and strength in men.
My Friend: She hurt me bro
Me: Dude go to fuckthathoe.net.
My Friend: oh why ?
Me: because Fuck that hoe
Fuckthathoe.net by Jhilliard February 8, 2023

Netfucked 

The moment you realize you've spent more time searching for things to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything on Netflix.
Damn, there's nothing good on Netflix. I feel so netfucked! :(
Netfucked by the Perdverts May 10, 2014
Netflix n chill but this time you actually get dick/pussy
Do you want to netfuck and chill tonight?
Netfuck by Pizzaface November 15, 2019
-noun
A sexual relationship intended for professional gain, not necessarily pleasure.

-verb
To engage in such a relationship.
"I got the job from netfucking the hiring manager. Is that bad?"
Netfuck by cazo0 March 13, 2009

Netfucked 

Binge watching a series before your agreed date/time with watch partners
I told her not to watch the new season without me, when she didn’t laugh at that joke I knew she totally netfucked me.
Netfucked by Pmbfl June 20, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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