Net fuck

When the internet comes and goes and you just can't get any satisfaction

I was trying to update my Facebook status on the underground but I got net fucked

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net-fucker

a person who spends days on the internet at a time. usually late at night or very early in the morning.

he's a recluse and a net-fucker!

net-fucker by freezerbag February 5, 2009

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An online clothing brand that represents masculinity and strength in men.

My Friend: She hurt me bro
Me: Dude go to fuckthathoe.net.
My Friend: oh why ?
Me: because Fuck that hoe

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The moment you realize you've spent more time searching for things to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything on Netflix.

Damn, there's nothing good on Netflix. I feel so netfucked! :(

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Netflix n chill but this time you actually get dick/pussy

Netfuck by Pizzaface November 15, 2019

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-noun
A sexual relationship intended for professional gain, not necessarily pleasure.

-verb
To engage in such a relationship.

"I got the job from netfucking the hiring manager. Is that bad?"

Netfuck by cazo0 March 13, 2009

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Binge watching a series before your agreed date/time with watch partners

I told her not to watch the new season without me, when she didn’t laugh at that joke I knew she totally netfucked me.

Netfucked by Pmbfl June 20, 2022

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