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To gloat about superior gaming or cinematic knowledge, or other nerd related knowledge.
Mike:
Holy flying turdshit, the guy in the middle is motherfucking Elrond from the Lord of the Rings.

John:
Yeah. he played both Agent Smith and Elron. you didn't know that? i get to nerdgloat
Nerdgloat by Derwos January 7, 2013
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nerdglaze 

the state a person ends up in after a Game of Thrones marathon (or after watching many consecutive episodes of any TV show back-to-back)

Originally defined in an interview between Jon Stewart and Peter Dinklage (actor in "Game of Thrones) on "The Daily Show" on March 25, 2013
"I watched 10 episodes of Game of Thrones yesterday. Now Im in a nerdglaze - dont know what day it is, or what reality feels like."
nerdglaze by Zirka March 26, 2013

nerdglaze 

The state of mind (and consequently look on one's face) after focusing on something nerdy for a long time.
Originally defined in an interview between Jon Stewart and Peter Dinklage (actor in "Game of Thrones) on "The Daily Show" on March 25, 2013
"I watched 10 episodes of Game of Thrones yesterday. Now Im in a nerdglaze - dont know what day it is, or what reality feels like."
nerdglaze by HardTail March 30, 2013

nerdulate 

1. The intense thought, focus, or social interaction of a nerd or nerds on any nerdy subject
1. Our Engineering department is busy nerdulating over their new software.

2. That sweet Newtonian telescope makes me want to nerdulate right here.
nerdulate by Andy J.P. August 3, 2005

nerdglaze 

1) The distant stare similar to shell shock after consuming mass quantities of fantasy, science fiction, or superheros.

2) The residue underneath said persons computers.
After watching Game of Thrones all weekend, Jon Stewart's staff merely stare at him with their nerdglaze.

Five deaths per year happen when nerdglaze shorts out surge protectors.
nerdglaze by ionosphre March 25, 2013

nerdploit 

Sweet girl asks nerd for computer help. Nerd helps. Sweet girl does not date him.
"I was so nerdploited by her yesterday, don't ever fix her computer, dude!"

Nerdalator 

The ultimate insult. A synonym of the word nerd. Nerdalator derives from the english words' nerd and calculator.
"Look at those girls doing their homework on a friday!" said Jay.

"What nerdalators." Lamented Lisa. Lisa then proceeded to throw her calculator out the window. "I would never be caught dead doing that."
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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