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Nerd-bully 

When you are continually stopped in the hall and assaulted with inane, mind-numbing factoids that a very nerdy colleague thinks are witty and intelligent. He tells them to you, to impress you, but all it does is annoy you and you feel pressured to keep saying "yeah" and fake laughing right along with him, until he is finished with you.
"Oh my god, I was just accosted in the hall by Nathan for 20 minutes with more inane facts... I do have actual work to get done today! He's such a nerd-bully!"
Nerd-bully by AdGuy September 22, 2014
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bully-nerd

A person that will pick on an individual or individuals for their shortcomings, but will come home and open up his favorite D&D module.
Chris Scarpelli is a bully-nerd.
bully-nerd by RandiLynn J October 13, 2008

bully nerd box water boy

Hudson, that lil bih from the bedhead readhead and steadhead
BULLYNERDWATERBIRDBOXBIRDBOYWHITESHITWATERSHITBEADHEADREDHEADSTEADHEADUGLY
AKA the ugly skinny creepy weirdo with no life
Yo your'e such a bully nerd box water boy.

nerd belly 

a simpleton gamer who seldom ventures into reality, or outside for that matter. they are known to have a large fleshy stomach/pot belly which is a result of too much time in front of a mac
p1: hey is that kenboy?
p2: yea!
p1: wow, his hobbies have taken such a toll
p2: i know, he's such a nerd belly!
p1: werd!
nerd belly by aiph June 3, 2007

nerdbilly 

Intelligent folks who come from fields such as technology, engineering, and science, with an interest in sci-fi and other "nerdy" pursuits who have moved to the country and taken up homesteading and farming. It is not unusual to find them rototilling while donning BDU's, or wearing shirts featuring Jayne Cobb from Firefly to tend to their goats.
We have a herd of goats and a T1 line running to our house. We fit the definition of nerdbilly.
nerdbilly by kitschicat May 18, 2010
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