Nerd Birds

A term used to describe the gayest, lamest, and nerdiest team in all of baseball; the St. Louis Cardinals.

Did you know A-Mart is a Nerd Birds fan? What is she thinking? What a dork!

Nerd Birds by 59 Five November 17, 2011

Nerd Bird 

An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.

I'm taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.

Nerd Bird by Lumpy76 December 8, 2005

Nerd Bird 

The private planes of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

Hey, did you know Steve Jobs is taking his Nerd Bird down to the courts to sue the Motorola Droid makers for stealing software that every smart phone now has already because he has nothing better to do?

Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.

Nerd Bird by Blackhawk101 March 15, 2010

Bird Nerd 

A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.

This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.

Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by

John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..

Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.

Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)

John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!

Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?

Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite

Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party

Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.

Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?

Bird Nerd by duckdog February 17, 2010

nerdbirds 

Your typical all around nerd, but they are nerds who tower over you like a bird. Can be scrany, average, or fat as long as they are taller than you.

You see them nerdbirds over there... theres no way they're freshman... better keep my distance, never know if they're packing.

nerdbirds by kentuckyfriedcarl February 5, 2009