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A Neopet is virtual pet which can be created after you make an account at neopets.com

There are many different species to choose from and many things you can do with them after they have been created. For example you can buy a paint brush for it and change it's colour, or you can train it up to become more powerful and fight other pets in the battledome. You can also play games with them which probaly the main reason people sign up to the site in the first place.
I decided to buy a paint brush and paint my neopet Disco.
Neopet by Friskysquirt July 30, 2008
A neopet is a pet people can create on neopets. The neopet is the main part of the game (although many people do stay on for the chats/avatars..etc). People can do a lot of things with the pet, for example: paint the neopet, feed it, zap...etc.
Wenieia, the robot grundo, is a neopet.
neopet by antiquewhite April 26, 2006
An anoying creature from neopets.com which is an nerdy, childish yet addicting website
My neopet can go fuck himself for all i care

Neopet orgasm 

A explosion of feelings physically and mentally from Neopets. Some girls never experience it but play some games and get the neopet foreplay.
Cinda: I just had a neopet orgasm
Jess: I havent experiened one yet
Jess: where did you get one
Cinda:Faerieland
Jess:OMFGGZ!111!!!
CINDA:DATS WAT I SAID LAST NIGHT
Neopet orgasm by neeeOPETS November 20, 2009
Nepeta Leijon is a troll from the webcomic homestuck. She appears in the fourth act and is an oliveblood on the hemospectrum, above a mustardblood but below a jadeblood. Nepeta represents the zodiac Leo. Her cave is filled with the many animal pelts that she has collected from hunting with her clawkind weapons.

She loves to RP and usually speaks in third person with as many cat puns as she can. Her trollian handle is arsenicCatnip, AC for short, and she ends many of her sentences with a double-mouthed cat symbol in honor of her lusus, Pounce de Leon :33.

She also maintains a shipping wall to keep track of the many quadrants of relationships with the trolls.
AC: AC purrs in greeting, twitching her tail. She prepares to pounce on you.
CT: Nepeta you must stop acting like such a lowbl00d, it is beneath you.

neofetch 

A bloated system-info script for Linux, it's legally required to be in every Linux desktop screenshot in existence. A majority of its users don't notice that there's a configuration file to turn certain stats on & off.
Person 1: Hey bro, I just installed Manjaro Linux on my T480!
Person 2: Yo! Then you've gotta install neofetch on that shit and show off your sick desktop to r/unixporn!
Person 1: How do I install neofetch?
neofetch by bsdims February 1, 2021