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nence 

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The plural of nonce.
'place was filled with nonces, like'
'you mean nence'
'what?'
nence by Stanson March 14, 2017
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Nencer nence noncery nancer Necero Necer necerity necert Neicer nender

noncery

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1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.
That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.
noncery by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007

noncerino 

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Cre4tor is a noncerino
noncerino by Cre4tor November 6, 2020

Noncery

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Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).
That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .
Noncery by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021

noncervative

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(Pronounced Non - ser - va - tive)

A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
Person A: Did you hear that Person C was found with child pr0n on his hard drive?
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
noncervative by FConsiestbh July 19, 2023

Neicer

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Pronounced (NEE-sur)
Midwest US and Manchester UK slang for an idiot or wannabe. A neicer will interrupt you and pretend they know something what they're talking about. Neicer comes from calling annoying girls "nieces" because they act like little cousins.
Someone trying to argue with you? Call them a neicer.
Yeah right, you neicer. As if you knew a thing about skiing.
Neicer by earthgirlvenus February 19, 2021
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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