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A person with no spacial awareness, walks into just about everything, also really tired.
man walks into a table: "OMG I just did a Nemmett."

Someone watching: "He just did a Nemmett"
Nemmett by Pauly Pilot November 14, 2010
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Negrette 

A black egret, that doesn't fit in with the flock.
Damn that negrette is darker than all them other white boys
Negrette by Jobe da probe March 3, 2019

Netmetter 

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)
"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"
Netmetter by paganroman August 2, 2007

necmettin kamil sevil 

A person who pretends that is a linguist but can't even speak a human language.
All of the students failed in all of my classes because I can't teach what I claim that I can, I'm such a Necmettin Kamil Sevil!