A small town in BC where everyone thinks they are uniquer than everyone else, And ppl say things like my dreads are nicer than your dreads. A place where every cafe has a waitress wearing a tank top with unshaven pits serving local grub and Oso coffee.
Her tribal armband is way different than everyone else s.. shes so RAD!
Shes so Nelson
by raino77 January 6, 2010
To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.
I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.

I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.

by Masner July 15, 2008
If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.

If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.
That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.
by Concerned Observer001 October 16, 2010
Cockney ryhming slang for Stella Artois.
Stella = Nelson Mandela

The boys are coming round to watch the football.
Better get a crate of Nelson's!
by HappyHammer June 23, 2006
To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.
"That was the best Nelson ever! I didn't even realize you left!"
by Joanie in IQC January 28, 2009
A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.
" I'm so glad I have a Nelson in my life.. what would I do without my Nelson? "
by Cinna bunonmy elmo September 20, 2009
A situation whereby an individual performs an act that is consider stingy or selfish. The individual is reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. It is also commonly used when referring to a male who is seen as a sleeze.
“Hey man, you didn’t put in for the cab ride, you’re such a Nelson.”
by Mr. Cannot February 6, 2010