Cockney ryhming slang for Stella Artois.
Stella = Nelson Mandela

A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.

To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.

N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting

A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

The person that is good at sports

noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.