Nelghina is the most wonderful person you’ll ever meet. She’ll always try to make your day, and is often the crackhead around her friends. Although, she can be sensitive, an over thinker, and keeps her problems to herself. She’s sweet, caring, and always there to put a smile on everyone’s face.
The act of guilt-tripping a friend; making sure that everyone in the room knows that you were left out; hosting a pity-party on yourself.
Friend 1: (To Everyone) Well thanks for the invite. It's not like I wanted to hang out with everyone. I just stayed home alone with no one to talk to.
Friend 2: Quit nelching dude, no one cares.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.