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Negaunee 

A small-ass town in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It is home of the Miners, drunks, yoopers, Finlanders, snobs, poor, and just folks. Iron street has more bars and antique shops than anyone would like to admit. There is nothing to do except watch sports and get wasted. If you don't like either of those things, tough shit.
Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do today?
Person 2: Nothing. Negaunee is boring as hell.
Negaunee by Bag 'o Dicks April 28, 2011
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Negaunee Briefcase 

A Negaunee briefcase is a term used to describe a 24 pack case of cheap beer such as Labatt Blue. In the rough-and-tumble mining towns of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, people overconsume cheap beer on a daily basis. A Negaunee briefcase is perfect for your next business meeting in Upper Michigan. First coined by geographers at NMU in 2008.
The three of us Yoopers pooled our money and bought a Negaunee briefcase to drink while sitting on the shore of Lake Superior. At 24 cans, we each have 8 cans to consume in the next couple of hours. If we wanted to drink more, we would've bought the 30-pack of Labatt Blue, occasionally referred to as an Ishpeming briefcase.

Negaunee High School 

The Upper Peninsula of Michigan's largest contributor to underage pregnancies. Attend a party anywhere in Marquette county and you can spot a Negaunee alumni when they will be talking the most shit the entire night. This will always be immediately followed by said person getting their ass stomped in as a result of being the pinnacle of hatred for all other surrounding U.P. areas.

Home of the miners. Also home to many seemingly well, yet under-educated individuals as a result of their school system not forcing their students to take the M.E.A.P.'s like most other area high schools, therein resulting in good M.E.A.P. scores.

Negaunee High School girls will be covered in eyeliner and spray tans and the boys will be wearing 59/Fifty hats and polo shirts. Don't be fooled, they cannot drink more than you.
Jake: What's the difference between a chick from Negaunee High School and a raccoon digging in someones trash?
Erick: There's a difference?
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
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Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026