The lowest possible noob. The scale goes, from highest to losest:
noob
nooblet
neeb
neeblet
It is a derivative of the derivative of noob. Always offensive, it is reserved for the most persistant and stupidest of the noobs. Often neeblets call experienced players noobs or nooblets, believing that because they won't give them free stuff they are stupid and nooby.
The biggest difference between a noob and a neeblet is that neeblets insult and threaten people they are begging from.
Neeblets usually go nowhere in the game and end up quitting "Cause everyones a f***ing n00blet"
Common spellings:
n33blet
neeblet
N338137 (used by one neeblet calling someone else a neeblet)
Neeblet (to person 1): PHr3E 5700ph pL0z!!11!!!
Person 1: No you noob!
Neeblet: G1V3 m3 Phr33 St00fz0rz oR 1 VVi11 haX0r j00z0rz W17h M3 1337 5k1llsz0rz, j00 N00bl37!
Person 1: (walks away)
Neeblet walks two steps away to person 2, who saw the entire thing and repeats the process with different experienced players begging, threatening, then finally insulting and moving on.
Anyone who foolishly believes themselves to be leet despite being a newb. They are usually seen giving erroneous advice in their own version of leet-speak in on-line chat rooms or MMORPGs.
Newb - "omfg u r kewl but u shudn't do that"
Leet - "\/\/7F n00b1337?"
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*