Neck-Beard 

A person who is highly intelligent, socially inept, and obviously spends too much time on the computer playing games like WoW or EVE, where he is a God-Amongst-Men. They are easily identified by their neck hair and clean shaved face, or a Neck Beard.

Wow, that Neck-Beard just sits in his room and plays EVE all day. And yet he still has A's in his classes. Fucking Neck-Beard.

Neck-Beard by PKPNewbz July 5, 2009

Neck Beard 

A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.

With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.

Neck Beard by dirt dog January 3, 2004

neck beard 

no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard

"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"

neck beard by ay bruh April 15, 2017

Neck Beard 

Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.

Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week

Neck Beard by ray ray va jay jay January 18, 2011

neck beard 

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

neck beard by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003

neck beard 

1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.

1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.

neck beard by hybrid noisebloom April 20, 2010

Neck Beard 

A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.

That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.

Neck Beard by L-Town September 4, 2006