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Naval Sex 

The act of ejaculating in the naval.
Naval Sex by Aliensniper101 May 19, 2003

nasal sex 

A way of saying "I don't know", as in "fuck knows"
Jim: Anything good on tonight?
Bob: Nasal sex
Jim: Nasal sex?
Bob: Fuck nose
nasal sex by lucothefish October 16, 2007

Nasal Sex 

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose
that gnome gave her nasal sex
Nasal Sex by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008

nasal sex 

sexual intercourse with the penis into the nostril.
sexual intercourse with the nose into the vagina.
I'd sure like to have nasal sex with that pakistani girl
nasal sex by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004

nasal sex 

originally developed in neolithic times, nasal sex did not come into popularity until the recnet body modification craze whereas people were more inclined to enlarge various cavities of their bodies.
the penis is inserted into the nose, and thrusted until one's thick hot jizm spews onto the receiver's brains, known as getting some "hot brains". typically those of african, italian and/or jewish descent are popular within the nasally sexual set.
"i fucked her ass then got the hottest brains until the shit came out of her eyeballs, yo!"
nasal sex by XephonTiNemal August 28, 2004

nasal sex 

The act of sexual relations involving the nose
He stuck his nose in my pussy
nasal sex by Spanner O Toole September 14, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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