Naughty Smack 

Also Known as "Car Bastarding"

This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.

"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"

(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)

NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())

(Then making away st speed)

SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.

This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.

Naughty Smack by livebythesword July 13, 2007

Naughty Sack

A small bag, filled with numerous "Naughty" items (Hence the name) Such as lubricants, condoms, panties, etc...
Popular with honeymoon sex resorts.

Guy: Hold on, before I gizz all over the place, lemme' get a condom from my naughty sack.

Girl: Hurry then, I don't want it to stop now.

Naughty Sack by Mark2719 December 17, 2008