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National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands
Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread
National money day by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023
Words you can keep

national give Lucas money day 

Hey bro it’s give Lucas money day

“Ok here” 💵💵💵💵💵
Here’s money Lucas it’s national give Lucas money day

national give your girlfriend money day 

you give your own girlfriend money on November 12
Hey, it’s National Give Your Girlfriend Money day!

national give youre kids money day 

dad: what day is it
son: february20
dad: heres $20 share it with youre sister(s) and or brother(s)
son: why tho?
dad: beacuse it national give youre kids money day

National Send Your GF Money Day 

This occurs every year on October 14. You should’ve been cuffed by this time because fall is cuffing season. If you don’t give your girl $, she should break up with you.
Omg oscar! It’s October 14! Have you given your girl your entire check yet?

No mark, what are you talking about?

Mark: Its National Send Your GF Money Day today!

Oscar: whatttttttt

National Give Katie Tregunna Money Day 

On this day you give money to everyone called Katie Tregunna no matter how big or small but must be over 1 pound
“guess what day it is today! It’s national give katie Tregunna money day
“Oh god better save up”

National Give Katie Tregunna Money Day 

On this day you give money to everyone called Katie Tregunna no matter how big or small but must be over 1 pound
“guess what day it is today! It’s national give katie Tregunna money day
“Oh god better save up”
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