National blondes day 

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

National blondes day by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021

National kick a blonde day 

A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass

Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads

Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once

National kick a blonde day by Chicken strips suck ass October 17, 2019

National kiss a blonde day 

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.

cool Kiss Blondie its national Kiss a blonde day

National kiss a blonde day by wowowow January 12, 2024

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day 

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020

National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day 

A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.

"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"

National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day by lmlm99 September 1, 2021

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day 

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005