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national smash day 

Every March 31 you have to ask someone if they want to smash
Yo it’s National Smash day, you should totally ask if Nat wants to smash!

National smash day. 

On April 20th is National smash day. Grab your boo and get to smashin'. Also show some love for the virgins.
Jimmy: it's 4-20-18

Morgan: huh?

Jimmy: that means it's National smash day.
Morgan: ohh 8=====D
*Repeatedly Smashin'*

national shush day 

national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior
mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE

jemima: shush.

mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW

National smash day 

Every May 31st couples or friends have to smash
“Babe it’s national smash day you wanna smash me?”

National smash Kalib day 

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib
It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.

October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day 

"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"