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national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor
National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

National Shit on Floor Day 

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”