National dick punch day
National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
National dick punch day by Booty bandit February 25, 2019
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National Dick Punch Day
On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
National Dick Punch Day by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017
National Punch a tall person in the Dick day
November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.
Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
National Punch a tall person in the Dick day by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021
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