national debt 

Something that was 5.6 trillion when Bush took over and now is 12.3 when Obama gets his turn. Was ok to add 6.7 trilion with Bush but now... what to do???

My share of the national debt is 12 trillion divided by 300 million... hummm.. about 40 grand...

national debt by docbob49 March 5, 2009

National Debt 

Combined effect of January sales and wives useing husbands credit cards..

True effect not felt till later in the year when husband finds the statement.

March statement hits the floor

Husband... opens the mail exclaims "WTF"

Wife... "im doing my bit for the National Debt dear"seeing look of thunder on hubby's face tries "Think of all the money ive saved"

National Debt by discordia1111 January 21, 2011

National Debt Trifecta 

A term for Ronald Reagan ,George H. W. Bush, and George W Bush the 3 presidents who created 90% of America's national debt

When Jimmy Carter left office America's total national debt was less than $1 trillion by the time George W Bush left office the national debt was $10 trillion, Reagan and the Bushes created 90% of America's national debt, known as the National Debt Trifecta.

National Debt Trifecta by Mr.Juan-derful April 26, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008