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National Cat Day 

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...
Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?
National Cat Day by DaCatDud September 29, 2021
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National cat boy day

A national holiday that is celebrated on August 21. It is to celebrate Cat Boys
« When is National cat boy day again? I love cat boys "

"august 21"

National Cat Girl Day 

A national holiday that is celebrated on May 24. It is to celebrate Cat Girls.
"What day was National Cat Girl Day Again?"
"May 24th"

National Bully Cat Day 

On Jan 19th, it is national bully your cat day. Bully them for being extremely obese or extrememly skinny
“Hey! its National Bully Cat Day!”
“Huh?”
“Oh its where you bully your cat for no reason”
“oh ok”

National Cat Maid Day 

National Cat Maid Day is on the 25th of November every year, it's a day where you and your friend group, no matter your gender, have to dress up as cat maids and go out.
Person 1: "hey it's the 25th of November! National Cat Maid Day!"
Person 2: "Guess we have to dress up as cat maids ;)"

National cat calling day 

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that
Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

national fat cat day 

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!
L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds
national fat cat day by January 4th November 6, 2019
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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