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National Ballz Day 

National ballz day takes place May 24th. This Day was inspired by the ball council. Posting this around, means u submit to the ball.
National Ballz Day is a day to remember the jokes and memes we gather around to laugh about
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National kick balls day 

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November
Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day

National slap balls day 

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts
Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

National droopy balls day 

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style
Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

National Ball Grab day 

National Ball Grab Day- On April 16 2018 it is National Ball Grab day.
Walk by any guy, grab his balls “It’s national Ball Grab day

National kick ball day

”Hey can i grab your boobs?”

*kick in the balls*

”Happy kick ball/grab boob day motherfucker”

National kick ball day :)

National kick balls day 

On April 5th all woman can kick a man that had done something bad to the woman in the balls for example; raped her, abused her, harassed her etc. men who are innocent don‘t have to worry about getting kicked in the balls.
“Hey it’s national kick balls day! I’m going over to Jacks house how bout you?” “National kick balls day? Jack? What is that?” “Oh well see it’s where you can kick males who have done something bad to you in the balls! And jack well he did something to me so I have to get revenge!”
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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