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National kick balls day 

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November
Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day

National slap balls day 

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts
Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

National droopy balls day 

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style
Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

National Ball Grab day 

National Ball Grab Day- On April 16 2018 it is National Ball Grab day.
Walk by any guy, grab his balls “It’s national Ball Grab day

National kick ball day

On April 13 kick a guys balls
”Hey can i grab your boobs?”

*kick in the balls*

Happy kick ball/grab boob day motherfucker”

National kick ball day :)

National kick balls day 

On April 5th all woman can kick a man that had done something bad to the woman in the balls for example; raped her, abused her, harassed her etc. men who are innocent don‘t have to worry about getting kicked in the balls.
“Hey it’s national kick balls day! I’m going over to Jacks house how bout you?” “National kick balls day? Jack? What is that?” “Oh well see it’s where you can kick males who have done something bad to you in the balls! And jack well he did something to me so I have to get revenge!”