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National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day 

National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day occurs on the 24th December. A day to express one's love and affection for the homies.
'It's National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day! For homie, no homo!'

National kiss your crush day 

October 22nd is a day that you kiss you crush ANYWHERE with permission from this
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: WTF

You:its national kiss your crush day
Crush:ok kiss me again

National kiss a softball player day 

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

National Kiss a Hockey Boy Day 

On December 18 you can legally kiss a hockey boy without any trouble
guy 1: yo what’s the date

guy 2: it’s december 18
guy 1: oh shit it’s national kiss a hockey boy day i got to go find one

National Kiss A Football Player Day 

On October 28 all girls have to kiss a football player inspired by friend Danielle
Bella: Omg it’s national kiss a football player day
Danielle : I’m gonna go kiss a football player

National kiss your girl day 

Kiss your girl on the 15 of April.
Cant wait for national kiss your girl day to kiss my girl.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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