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Nathanial B

Stupid bitch who sucks at PUBG, has cashew sized testicles
Nathanial B by Nathan B's Mother October 2, 2022

nathaniel b 

Nathaniel B is a mysterious figure. often confused for a tall african american in a great rap battle.
person: you cant handle me
crowd: mhm
person: hold up, aint you nathaniel b?
crowd: "GET TF OUT THE BOOTH"

aint you nathaniel b 

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
I've been almost unable to sleep since first hearing this line.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what

nathaniel b 

nathaniel b refers to a creative roast that was brought up during an insult battle between two individuals. This roast was used in one line where the individual stated "You can't handle me, hold up, ain't you nathaniel b?" The crowd erupted in a very negative response towards the creative insult. Nathaniel b erupted into a popular trend of asking people if they happened to be nathaniel b, in reference to the video.
Person 1: ain't you nathaniel b?

Person 2: no, I do not happen to be nathaniel b.
nathaniel b by monkael August 16, 2022

Nathaniel B 

A way to bamboozle everyone in a rap session.
Kid: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?

nathaniel b 

nathaniel b by ROCKSTARMADE4 August 11, 2022