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Nassered 

When you go to the doctor for a legit treatment but end up having your orifices finger banged
Me: I went to my chiropractor to fix my low back pain but left feeling butt hurt.

Friend: You got Nassered.
Nassered by Humpmando May 18, 2018
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nassereddine 

Nassereddine is an ambitioned guy! He follows his Dreams and lets nothing come through it. He also looks special, just beautiful. Nassereddine is a good listener and always gives good advise. He is a really Special guy, you should appreciate it and don't let him go.
Mom: "Where are you going my daughter?"

Daughter: "I'm going to appreciate Nassereddine's attendance"
Mom: "Use condoms"
nassereddine by Emily422 December 30, 2016
1. A persian name for a feminine boy

2. Usually a nickname given to someone in a Gay/Lesbian community.
Cool Kid: Yo Bijan! Your a Nasseri
Bijan: Hey!!! quit making fun of me! Please Stop it!
Cool Kid: that kids a fucking D-Bag!
Bijan: Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop...etc
Nasseri by Nico-swave August 5, 2010
Stupid misuse of words by someone who thinks he is intelligent! Usually the verbosity is close to the intended word, and subtle enough that only truly intelligent persons catch it. Idiot-speak.
Did you hear that nasserism? She said, "our students need edumacation now more than ever".
Nasserism by Calmaura February 18, 2011

Nasserfied 

When an Omani portrays himself as a hardcore gangster yet responds to the sighting of a Nasser in a frightful and girlish way. The Omani then proceeds to take revenge on the harmless Nasser, by brutally murdering it ( halal style of course), and leaving the Nassers dismembered corpse in a communal smoking area. This most likely occurred outside a block GH, hence the putrid and pungent smell outside the building. Investigators are currently analysing the disturbing footage as recorded by the CCTV camera outside the building, in hopes of bringing this Omani in for questioning. Should this man be recognised and punished for his criminal offence, he will have been 'Nasserfied'.
Person A: Omani, where is the cat?
Omani: wh...wha...wood is dis?
Person A: You kill the cat because it's not in your flat!
Omani: Yes Yes I stab that cat I like.
Person A: I'm going to the Police to get you Nasserfied.
Nasserfied by Nasser the Cat June 1, 2011

nassering 

nassering:

The act of creeping out a girl.

Trying to hit on a girl unsuccessfully, by staring at her or making weird comments.
That guy is nassering girls all over the club.

Last night I went out and nassered three girls.
nassering by nick nemer October 29, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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