A word used instead of Noob to describe an epic retard on online games such as Call of Duty Black Ops. Not to be confused with narb, the acronym for No Apparent Reason Boner.
Me: That dude is a total narblett!
Friend: I know. he's 0 and 28.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'