Narkled 

To be really messed up either drunk, high, hungover, coming down or sore. Worse then being fucked.

" i just ate a handful of bath salts i'm fully Narkled hey......i just ate my sisters buggie"

Narkled by roundeye211083 June 23, 2014

narkle 

The noise one makes when he or she is caught off guard with something really funny. Almost a snort.

That was so funny, it made me narkle.

narkle by emilysambianca June 28, 2005

Narked

To be very annoyed about something

I'm really narked about that.

Narked by Becky160575 February 15, 2009

Narked

A word used in New Zealand to describe the action of reporting something to the authorities.

Guy 1: Bro you narked on me!
Guy 2: aye get stuffed, somebody else narked!

Narked by Controversial Rogue November 19, 2013

Nardledangers 

Slang for testicles.

Steve: Hello Shmuley...
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!

Nardledangers by single.stak9 January 17, 2019

nardledanglers

Testicles.

My god, the creature's nardledanglers!

nardledanglers by Professor Doctor Wordsmith March 10, 2011

Narked

Also known as Nitrogen Narcosis is a condition in which divers face when underwater. It generally feels very euphoric but is extremely dangerous. Being narked makes you feel invinsible, which can lead to doing potentially deadly things.

Dude, I was so narked on that wreck dive, I was almost laughing when danny lost his regulator

Narked by Brett Baker December 28, 2005