Narcotexty

The appearance of a person texting on a cell phone with their head down, looks like a person sleeping upright (zombie like)

As Sandy waits for the bus, her head drops as if she's lost consciousness, remaining nearly motionless as she text's on her phone, this horrifying condition is known as Narcotexty.

by Makeover October 29, 2010

Narcotexty

When, during the midst of a text conversation, one of the involved parties seems to fall off the face of the earth, mid-text. Just stops texting, with no rhyme or reason, as if dead; or, at least, dead asleep.

- (3:15) (me) So, yeah, Steph says she's not going.

- (3:15) (Stone) Rly?

- (3:16) (me) Yeah - she's just being cranky, though - she'll come around, for sure.

- (3:17) (Stone) Th's cool - everybody misses her.

- (3:18) (me) So, what about you - you still going?
...

- (3:40) (me) Hey - so are you still going?
...

- (3:59) (me) HellooOOOoo! Hey - did you *die*, or what?
...

- (Next day; 12:25) (Stone) Yah, man - I'm'a be there.

- (12:26) (me) Dude. You SERIOUSLY suffer from narcotexty. I'm just sayin'.

by FesterSilently December 12, 2010

Narcotecture

Narcotecture - n. - (nahr-coh-tek-shur)- The style of structure (most commonly large residences) built by large-scale distributors of illegal narcotics. This style includes many exits, ostentatious extravagance, and other features that are either practical for a fugitive or large-scale drug dealers or classic signs of nouveau riche. Common in illegal narcotics hubs such as Bogota, Colombia, and Kabul, Afghanistan.

Guy A:Who built that gaudy mansion?
Guy B:A local drug lord.
Guy A:Ah, classic example of narcotecture.

Tony Montana's mansion in the movie Scarface is a great example of narcotecture.

by rdreader February 21, 2010

Narcosexy

The act of quickly falling asleep, and/or the feeling of fatigue that one feels after engaging in a satisfying act of sexual intercourse with a partner.

Derived from the words "narcolepsy" and "sex".

Sally laid awake for hours, but after waking up her boyfriend and having sex with him, she fell asleep within five minutes. It was a classic case of narcosexy.

by blahblieblah August 18, 2013

Narcosexy

A curvy girl usually augmented with plastic surgery. The term originated from Brazil, Columbia areas where girls would have plastic surgery for breast and butt implants to augment their curves to be more attractive vs the skinny tall high fashion standard of beauty . The narco part Is kind of a joke of trying to attract the drug lords in the area to pay for the augmentation surgery.

Did you see the curves on that girl. She is narcosexy.

by Blacksheep214 May 2, 2017

narcosexty

The act of engaging in sexting while in a twilight- half-awake, half-asleep trance where one is able to draw on the full power of one's subconscious while still retaining just enough motor skills to successfully punch out this sexy prose. It is rumored that the plot of Inception was first conceived in a lengthy session of narcosexty.

Sexy Narcosexter: i was sleeping last night through all of that texting btw
Sexy Narcosexter: i kept hearing it and waking up and responding, then falling back asleep

Hapless Victim: sleep sexting?

Sexy Narcosexter: yes

Hapless Victim: how kinky

Sexy Narcosexter: narcosexty

by btwoodley December 31, 2011