Nan your nan

The art of nanning nans. Nobody really knows what it means.

Guy: You're an idiot!
Me: Shut up or I will nan your nan!

by Your nan and her cat March 3, 2020

your nan gay

This is an insult that you use to destroy someones soul. The use of this is dangerous but is very effective in a 1v1 battle.

Enemy: Fight me!
You: Your nan gay!
Enemy falls to the ground in pain

by Iionjskd May 19, 2018

suck your nan

the sucking or slurping or ones own grandmother. It is an action frequently performed by larger men. It is used as a curse or offence

'Oi fatty james, go suck your nan'

by liquidass99 May 7, 2016

Shank your nan

To withdraw a knife or a homemade knife and repeatedly stab your mates nan

You didn't give me the marajauna so I'm gonna to shank your nan

by Bantermsn69 May 19, 2016

your nan

1. An insult used in Coventry (A Place in England)and possibly across the UK but i cannot be sure.. because i got tired of doing "your mum"

Sto - "Ahhh i just shit in your house"
Me - "I just shit on your nan"

Me - "i need a shit, i'll be a while"
Sto - "Why?"
Me -"Cause your nan lives kinda far away"

Me - "Guv, i fisted your nan"
Guv - "My nan's dead"
Me - "I guess that's why she didn't move around alot"

Based on actual events.

by Hazbuk November 22, 2007

Suck Your Nan

To supple on ones grandmother.
Popularized by United Kingdom gangsters and hip hop artists.

Gangsta #1: Oi mate gimmie your phone.
Gangsta #2 Suck your nan blud.
Gangsta #1 Brap Blap

by OhizzleSYN October 3, 2010

your nan is in my freezer

This is a phrase people would use if they LIKE children.This phrase was created by a girl on the 11th of march 8:24 pm.

Hello,your nan is in my freezer your nan is in my freezer your nan is in my freezer

by nobody_503 May 9, 2020