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Nam Phan 

Synonym for masturbation. In the Ultimate Fighter: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck, fighter Nam Phan was caught masturbating in the shower by his teammates.
ex1) I'm gonna Nam Phan tonight watching my favorite porn.
ex2) Don't let me catch you Nam Phaning in the shower!
Nam Phan by xi_32 December 6, 2010
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Nam Phan 

During the Semi-Final episode of The Ultimate Fighter 12 Nam Phan's roommates busted into his bathroom while he was taking a shower and caught him masterbating.
I had some time to kill before work, so while I was taking a shower I decided to Nam Phan.
Nam Phan by BarGuy-irc December 7, 2010
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