Naked Rule

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The rule that states you must disregard everything said when your partner-of-choice is naked.

Every time you are naked, do not believe anything I say. It will be called the naked rule.

Naked Rule by The Lowest Law January 5, 2009

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Naked Rule

If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you excuse is simply the 'naked rule'

Frankie: DUDE! Your rubbing your bare arse all over the sofa, wtf are you doing?
Rob: ehh, naked rule?

Naked Rule by holygodd! May 4, 2009

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Naked Rule

After seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. This comes from when couples break up and ex's can no longer be your friends.

Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...

You can't be friends with your ex, Naked Rule man!

Naked Rule by DaDreadedOne February 12, 2010

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Naked Curiosity Rule

Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

Guy 1: "Suzy is a nice girl, but she is REALLY ugly"
Guy 2: "She sent me a naked picture of herself once. Got it on my phone. Want to see?"
Guy 3: "Hell yeah. I gotta. Naked Curiosity Rule"

Naked Curiosity Rule by bobandbill April 25, 2011

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naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

naked man rule by vulture boi April 30, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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