The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.
Yo man i just got a Naked Guy... it was very painful and not exciting!
by NeuGuy December 11, 2010
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That one dude in your college dorm that always walks around in his tiny boxer briefs and eventually naked.
Dude did you hear about Naked Guy in McCormick?
by HotShotDaBoss December 13, 2010
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About a 2 on the scare o' meter
Ach! Catch thee a glimpse of that slippery naked guy back there?
by Demon Sasquatch January 25, 2010
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The nudist who lives across the street from Monica Geller's and Rachel Green's apartment in the series F.r.i.e.n.d.s. Mentionned several times throughout the series
Phoebe Buffay: Ew ew ew ew ew! Ugly naked guy is decorating his tree! Omg! You should see the size of his Christmas balls!
by MGfunnhJ January 30, 2020
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A homeless guy who is naked.
I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
by Stu Jones March 17, 2013
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A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.
by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010
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