A one-of-a-kind, stupid ass mother fucker who attempts the absolute worst type of golf shot they could possibly draw up.
The route to the green was too perfect and wide open, so Badshah pulled a Naldworths and hit a huge-ass power slice through the fucking forest to get there instead.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'