Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

Nagel Me! by ···DUG99··· September 6, 2019

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mé·nage à trois

Three people involved in sexual activity. A term in Seinfeld-The switch, where Jerry falls for his girlfriend’s roommate and the goal was to have a threeway with them to get to her roommates pants

My friend will be over soon to have a

mé·nage à trois with us

mé·nage à trois by DogOfDeviance November 14, 2023

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Mé-Nage à Trois

The sexual act of double fisting your genitals after having sat on your hands long enough for them to lose feeling. (ie: “double stranger”)

Man, that chick ghosted me last night on tinder, so I just went home, made some tendies and had a Mé-Nage à Trois instead.

Mé-Nage à Trois by Burtmcsquirt October 1, 2025

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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