(Noun) A nache involves pain in the neck which can arise from many disorders or may be a disorder in and of itself.
(Waiting for the train)
Steven: I have a major nache right now.
Nate: Why bro?
Steven: I stayed up late studying and I fell asleep in an awkward position.
by Natven Maxellano October 5, 2015
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A sad, sad little town. Some describe it as where the orchards meet the forests, it don't get more rural than that.
TOM: Dude, you wanna go to Naches?

PHIL: No thanks, I'm allergic to apples.
by P'diddy Hite April 21, 2008
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A small town 15 minutes outside of Yakima, filled with the best people alive!!!
by Sexy bitch 17 December 16, 2010
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A substitution for any word. Also can just be used to express emotions.
Hey Nach did you nach the nach?
by Shinnysun May 27, 2006
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Nache is and adjective referring to any self-proclaimed Queen Bitch.
Wendy Williams is so nache!
by olayokay March 2, 2010
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nach is a fat dude from tr.heim
he always drinks coke and use a lot of what they call "Snus"
He is always happy, and he likes to rup his nippples. (his nipples are always stif btw! =)
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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A nicer way of saying that someone is fat or overweight.
"That guy's a nach!"
"Wow! You're sure nachin' up(getting fat)!"
by Ambyeyes [Megan] June 11, 2006
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