(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!

clutch nut by Racer89 July 30, 2019

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Nutcrunch

Noun.

1. When one man holds the legs of another man and repeatedly stomps on his balls. Usually done while the victim is immobile or constrained.

Verb.

1. The act of restraining another man and repeatedly stomping on his ball

Me, David, Varun and Billy totally nutcrunched Paul while tickling him and stuffing grass in his mouth.

Billy was alwasy nutcrunchin kids

Nutcrunch by Flusca December 20, 2008

NotCrutch

NotCrutch is a youtuber from Australia and Streams Fortnite on his channel.

NotCrutch is my favourite youtuber!

NotCrutch by NotCrutch December 31, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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