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99% of threads contained within these forums are breeding grounds for elitist assholes who have nothing better to do than:

1. Rip off copyrighted work
2. Pretend they're moderators
3. Kiss the asses of moderators
4. Act completely retarded in order to close a thread
5. Instill massive, nonstop flamewars with other communities
6. Beat dead horses

"Ugh. I just got done playing off the stupidest server to date. The server was running some sort of server plug-in that raped the core of NS. Quite stupid." - Anonymous Complainer

NS Forums by Anonymous October 13, 2003

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The NS "suggestions and ideas" forum

The spawn of all bad suggestions. If this represented a volcano it would be Mount Doom. (although the only flames you'll see are from the forum-goers)

This forum makes people fear for the future of humanity.

the Suggestions and Ideas forum itself was supposed to be a hub for good suggestions. Now we need a seperate topic to wade through the garbage.
Ness-Earthbound

The NS "suggestions and ideas" forum by Supernorn2000 September 9, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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