not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

by duncan October 11, 2003

not even

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.

Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !

by steveceeeeee September 22, 2005

Not even

A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..

Are you New York ? I heard you’ve been traveling

No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..

by exploding air plane 6969 October 12, 2017

not even

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all

Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Not even

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.

Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!

by Bitchin Kitchen December 5, 2004

not even trolling

sinatraa's valorant accent

up-vote this, not even trolling

by therealzombs May 5, 2022

not even kidding

what i just have told ou was not a joke

You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.

by bloodywizard June 16, 2016