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Short for "No One Escapes Death" from Dead by Daylight. Noed is a hex perk which causes all survivors to suffer the "exposed" status effect once the exit gates have been opened, thus causing survivors to die from one hit from the killer as opposed to two hits. Most killers in Dead by Daylight are usually flamed at for "Being carried by noed".
"lol, imagine being carried by noed"
"Guys he has noed, we have to find and cleanse the hex totem"
Noed by Goatz4Oatz November 6, 2018
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NOED is abbreviation for "No One Escapes Death" wich is a perk from game Dead by Daylight
I knew he had fucking NOED fam I knew it...
NOED by Hilly Faggot October 2, 2017
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verb,
past tense of to no

Definition: to go through forms/endless ad offers selecting no again and again.
1) Gah. I had to *no* through a dozen adds before I could get my score...

2) I just *noed* through all of those ads. they don't send you any spam.
noed by m adams April 20, 2008

NOED Gamer

Noed Gamer is a derogatory term referring to a person who uses the perk NOED in the game Dead By Daylight
Dwight: Oh he's a NOED Gamer
Nea: He gets zero pussy, got it
NOED Gamer by OliveeGarden October 16, 2021

Noedelkip 

A Noedelkip is a noodle chicken.
"Yum. Noedelkip is tasty."
Noedelkip by DDOM April 30, 2020
1. a saying used when someone does something extremely dumb
2. an exclamation when used as "Ed on my face"
3. calling someone an Ed is a negative term, like calling someone a douche

1. "Wow he just drove his car into the wall"
"NO ED!"

2. "Ed ON My FACE! I just fking tripped."

3. "Wow those kids hang out at the playground and their like 15"
"What Eds"
No ED by An Ed January 14, 2007
adj. being told no
I was just no-ed by her I can't freaking believe it.
No-ed by mkh8 July 1, 2017
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