No Dick

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A phrase that can be used to argue against anything and cannot be refuted.

1. "Would you be cool with it if I dated your ex-girlfriend?"

"No Dick"

2. "I just love guys who spray tan"

"No Dick"

3. "We need you to come in to work on Saturday"

"No Dick"

No Dick by Flyalla April 6, 2010

Words you can keep

No Dick

no dick when mike g. harr wishes wishes he got laid by ellen but it would never happen

Mike and Ellen were at ellens when ellen said he has no dick

No Dick by Mike G. H February 18, 2009

No dick

A man that is very cowardly and a pussy and sucks gay cock and is most likely gay.

Bro you are acting like a no dick.

No dick by Bignutti January 17, 2019

No Dick Bostwick

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.

Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

No Dick Bostwick by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021

No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

No dick, no nuts by whamcity August 29, 2012

No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

No dick December by Bawston69 October 31, 2019

No Dick December

It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.

Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.

No Dick December by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026