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no-ass

A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.
That no-ass over there should learn how to use a belt. Hell, if he can't afford one, I'll be more than glad to buy it for 'em.

While walking, I saw a no-ass bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when I saw his pants hanging so low his entire ass was exposed. Wearing underwear of course.

That no-ass should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.
by brad September 11, 2004
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No ass

An ass that is beyond non existent.
That person of unspecified gender has no ass
by BritishNut May 4, 2018
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No Ass

Something you say to someone when you want them to act appropriately.
Josh: hey dude can I come to your party
Nick: yeah man come, but no ass
Josh: alright I'll be on my best behavior and I won't embarrass you.
by Kizmoe October 17, 2017
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No Ass April

No eating ass for the entirety of April ( if you do get it )
“Bro that’s girls ass was juicy , you should’ve ate some”

“I would but it’s no ass April
by Yung Elf May 19, 2018
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NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.
No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse
by shutupslover April 19, 2020
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no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.
Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!
by Joachim Borgen Johansen February 7, 2007
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No ass pics november

guy- send ass pics
girl-not till december
guy-whyyy?
girl- it’s no ass pics november
by richardskull November 3, 2020
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