no funny

No joke. "Seriously"

Prima: Yo, I just got into Harvard, full ride
Secunda: No funny?
Prima: I'm deadass.

by HutchinsonUberAlles June 12, 2017

No funny

Not trying to be funny; real serious

Yo he Be acting like my ex bro straight bitch! no funny!

by NY Nigga September 29, 2020

No funny shit

For one to be serious, used around New York, it would be like saying real talk. If some hits you with “no funny shit” there about to tell the truth.

Tykeis “, no funny shit, my ma died yesterday”.

Marcus”, deadass ?”.
Tykeis “ word 2 !”.

by NYkid718🥵. June 7, 2019

no funny stuff

It's like in the movies, when the bad guy is blackmailing someone, telling him the side where to drop the money, and he's telling to do no wrong moves (no wrong moves = no funny stuff)

Drop the money in the yellow garbage bin in front of the post station. Think about your wife, so "no funny stuff".

by No funny stuff / business August 10, 2016

No Funny shit, but...

Referring to (usually between two males) something that would otherwise be considered homosexual, however giving the situation a pass by using the following statement before saying or doing that thing. Another way of saying “no homo”

Male 1: Say bro. No funny shit, but... I’ve been working out lately. How does my ass look?

Male 2: Damn homie, you got a dump truck

*slaps ass

Male 3: nah mane, that’s definitely funny shit. But your ass does look nice though.

Male 2: Lol, gayyy

Male 1: Damn I know, right.

Male 3: wow...

by The Muffin Mayne 210 October 13, 2020

on no funny shit

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.

on no funny shit tho

by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023