Nmk
Not My Kink
NMK
New Mama Knockers. When a woman's breasts become humongous due to pregnancy. However, mentioning this to a pregnant woman (an incredibly hormonal pregnant woman) may earn you a slap to the face.
Pregnant Girl: "I'm due in a month!"
Impressed guy: "I can tell, you've grown yourself a nice pair of NMK's!"
Pregnant Girl: "Excuse me?"
Impressed guy: "Huge tits."
Pregnant Girl: "...Excuse me?!"
Impressed guy: "I can tell, you've grown yourself a nice pair of NMK's!"
Pregnant Girl: "Excuse me?"
Impressed guy: "Huge tits."
Pregnant Girl: "...Excuse me?!"
NMK by xrobotlove March 1, 2011
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NMK by Nmk_NORTHSIDE_SLIDER September 19, 2020
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NMK also known as (Nefarious Maniac Kult) is a extortion group which primarily targets young children via discord, telegram etc. the group was founded by “Acid” & “Arukk” (2 past 764 members) videos have shown they what they call “content” some of the members from this cult can be seemingly shown on these videos. including the following pseudonym (Gores, Rexl, Ashen, Cautious etc.) Nefarious Maniac Kult has been seen to become a brotherhood which have been affiliated with global known groups such as 764, 657 & NLM. (No Lives Matter)
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NMK by xzxfgrngnergn November 19, 2025
NMK (Not My Kid)
At the festival the other day, a three-year-old was out of control - screaming and running all over the place. All I could think was, thank goodness he's "NMK (Not My Kid)".
NMK (Not My Kid) by Lugasamom October 17, 2010
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