Nmk

Not My Kink

Girl 1: Oh my Daddy slapped my ass so hard last night.

Girl 2: Dd/LG? Nmk.

by BL4KB1RD January 27, 2018

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New Mama Knockers. When a woman's breasts become humongous due to pregnancy. However, mentioning this to a pregnant woman (an incredibly hormonal pregnant woman) may earn you a slap to the face.

Pregnant Girl: "I'm due in a month!"
Impressed guy: "I can tell, you've grown yourself a nice pair of NMK's!"
Pregnant Girl: "Excuse me?"
Impressed guy: "Huge tits."
Pregnant Girl: "...Excuse me?!"

by xrobotlove March 1, 2011

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NMK (Not My Kid)

What one says when observing unruly behavior in other people's children.

At the festival the other day, a three-year-old was out of control - screaming and running all over the place. All I could think was, thank goodness he's "NMK (Not My Kid)".

by Lugasamom October 17, 2010

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Naukri Margadarshana Kendra is a term in the Marathi language for service for guiding job seekers in Maharastra for Government Job opportunities using the portal www.IndiaNmk.com

I am gonna get government job through NMK.

by IndiaNMK May 24, 2020

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NMK also known as (Nefarious Maniac Kult) is a extortion group which primarily targets young children via discord, telegram etc. the group was founded by “Acid” & “Arukk” (2 past 764 members) videos have shown they what they call “content” some of the members from this cult can be seemingly shown on these videos. including the following pseudonym (Gores, Rexl, Ashen, Cautious etc.) Nefarious Maniac Kult has been seen to become a brotherhood which have been affiliated with global known groups such as 764, 657 & NLM. (No Lives Matter)

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by xzxfgrngnergn November 19, 2025

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