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To meet important contacts and oppourtunitites by being socially out at bars, clubs, and Big Events.
"I was out all night, networking the party"
Network by Asian Nate October 16, 2003
Updated version of "Old Boys Club" that doesn't require being old or male; the primary purpose is to place acquaintanceship and social skills before merit, education and knowledge in career advancement.
He got the job by networking at the Ginger Man.
Network by oldgeek February 15, 2005
A woman that is facially ugly, but otherwise doable. Root: University of Minnesota's Student Newspaper, The Minnesota Daily; specifically, the backpage section, "Network."
Wow, she's Network. If only she wore a mask, it would all be good.
A network is where two computer systems can connect together to interact/communicate sending data from one system to another.
I know have network in my house.
Network by zZ-TOXIC_FLAMZz July 18, 2018

network goo 

Silicon based gel produced by Globotech
"Damn, I Could sure use some network goo"
network goo by KY_Fanatic February 7, 2005

Network Nazi 

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.
Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.
Network Nazi by Briannnnnnnn August 23, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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