NEF

Abbreviation to "NOT EVEN FUNNY"

Nef can be used in speech and on internet (forums or chats). A proper moment to to call the word is when someone tries to be clever and fails.
by DjMaCk0k$ November 22, 2011
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NEF

accronym for non exciting female
if you feel 'bout woman who made you only sure to lick her cunt so you can say her a NEF woman.
by george luntz February 19, 2007
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Nef

Created in the Anandtech forums, it was a member who posted useless crap to increase his post count. Hence, the term eventually branched out in to other forums and became a popular term among forum goers. Lifers are usually a harmless bunch, not as vicious as trolls. All they care about is the postcount..
You're such a nef.
Stop neffing your lifer.
by prop August 19, 2004
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neffed

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone
also Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.
Dude! you just got Neffed up the A! or
You were really neffed when you walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you.
by alex neff January 02, 2008
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Neffing

Taking a good hit out of a bowl when there is only resin in it.
"Dude I was totally neffing that bowl."

"Hey man, could I neff that bowl?"
by tippy August 19, 2007
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nefs

short for "nephews", this word is commonly used to describe your close friends or relatives in the hood. This word is similar to the word "homies", but is used in more serious situations. Not to mention this word can also be used in place of "swear to god"
"Nefs I ain wit that breezy takin my bank rolls"
or
"I gat nefs in this hood that will knuck if you talk shit"
by ziggy ohh March 03, 2009
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Nef

All these other definitions are nef.
No cap.
by Bigthang June 21, 2019
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